The story of my hamster
Hannah is I!
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12
Remember how everyone thought it was so ridiculous and uneducated of Tumblr users to think that those people were Nazis and now it looks like they might very well be nazis, amazing
petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
hang on, wait a second
laughing hyterically as my stupid body is flung into the sun
I … um …
there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at
There’s nothing worse than realising that you’re bad at the only thing you thought you were good at.
During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”
This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.”
This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”
This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
Wow… If you don’t read this, you’re wilding.
This is rather relevant to how I ended up in my job position…
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.
tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad
Make sure you know how to say things right in Finnish to avoid an awkward situation. Here’s an example what a few wrong letters might do:
Rakkaus = Love
Rokkaus = Rocking
Raskaus = Pregnancy
Roskaus = Trashing
Raiskaus = Rape
Rikkaus = Wealth
Roiskaus = A large splash/spill
tapaan sinut - i (will) meet you
tapan sinut - i (will) kill you
kuusi - six
kusi - piss